it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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