i wish starbucks made bloody marys
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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