i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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