Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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