All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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