I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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