i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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