You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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