And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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