My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
pop tarts are not kleenex
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
