i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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