nut hugger
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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