mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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