Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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