i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
