your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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