you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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