No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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