I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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