I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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