we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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