sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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