im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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