True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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