ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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