these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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