I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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