you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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