READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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