ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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