pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Alive.
So much puke
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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