so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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