this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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