it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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