I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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