i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
This house was built for laser tag.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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