I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize