Hey man sorry I got all grabby
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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