So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Found your dick twin last night
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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