if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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