Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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