Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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