i just had sex bonerless
i think i have herpe
just one?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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