I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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