Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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