I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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