Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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