I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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