i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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