good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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