she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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