u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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