It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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