How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Randomize
