Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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