I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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