it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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